Posts Tagged ‘creation’
A Creation Catechism
Who made [that]?
God made [that].
Why did God make [that]?
God made [that] to display his beauty and his glory.
Why does it work the way it does?
God is in authority over all things and he has decreed it.
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I gotta have my orange juice. 
Creation
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But we know better. By Scientific observation and inductive reasoning we can prove the existence of enormous negative page numbers. We know that inductive reasoning functions as incontestable proof, because we are the keepers and guardians of the sacred truth that all worlds are impersonal machines and not stories. Worlds have no plots, and are filled only with particles, not characters. Creationists are stupid. So are all authors, artists, composers and poets — they are all conspiring in a tremendous lie about worlds and Science (all rise!).
Written by Scott Moonen
August 28, 2012 at 8:55 am
Posted in Biblical Theology, Christ is Lord, Commentary
Tagged with art, creation, Music, parable, sarcasm, science, story